If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
Why were there bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with short legs?
Udder drag!
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder disaster!
How do you get dragon' milk?
A long uddered cow!
And, for your viewing pleasure, a cow cake, made by my friend Xan:
One of my favorite jokes (and one of the only ones that translates to various languages) goes like so:
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Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow, who?
(as they're saying that) Mooooo!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! (me, laughing vigorously at my own joke).
Those made me giggle a little while I was at work. Thanks for spreading the joy!
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