I got some new cow jokes from some friends of mine. So now you've really been Cow Jokes!ed!!!
What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
What is a cow walking through tall grass?
What do you call a cow that gives no milk?
A Milk Dud
There were two cows talking with each other. One of them says to the other, "What's your opinion on this whole thing with Mad Cow Disease?"
The other cow replies, "I don't have to worry about it. I'm a helicopter!"