I was killing spiders the other day, much to Dave's chagrin. He has a soft spot for spiders. One once saved him from almost certain death...Anyway! He compared me with Little Miss Muffet, and the silliness went on from there.
[Curds and whey are basically like cottage cheese]
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating cottage cheese.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
[And said, would you share with me please?]
[And said, my what lovely knees!]
[And said, my what knobby knees!]
[And said, would you share with me, geez!]