I started this post a long time ago with my friend Jonny, with some help from his sisters. But I put it off because I was going to make a video to put on here for some of the jokes that are funnier in person. But I've decided to just go ahead and post these. I love cow jokes!
If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
Why were there bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with short legs?
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
How do you get dragon' milk?
A long uddered cow!
And, for your viewing pleasure, a cow cake, made by my friend Xan: